I don’t understand how you can ask this question! Isn’t it obvious? Women all have flat feet. Every single one of them. If you think they run in marathons or in the 100 meter dash, you are sadly deluded. It’s actually a conspiracy by Rush Limbaugh. He needs a straw man to attack in order to get dim bulbs to pay attention to him. Only he can’t handle a straw man, so he uses a straw woman.
Thing is, Limbaugh is always going on and on about “feminazis.” What the hell is a feminazi? It’s a submissive woman, of course. I mean, all women have flat feet, right? So Limbaugh just can’t handle it. He just about crumbles when he smells perfume, anyway. I think his brain leaks out from his ears. Either that or he’s blind.
Anyway, I think that if you submit to a submissive, then it means you have arches in your feet. I could be wrong. I think I got that from a fortune cookie. Or maybe an asstrological reading.
Oops! Did I say flat feet? That doesn’t make any sense at all. Limbaugh? Yeah, he’s a nut no matter how you look at it. Natural? Depends on whether her blond hair comes from a bottle or not. Submission comes from a bottle, too. See if you can figure that one out. ~