Ducks rape each other all the time. Sometimes male ducks even rape other male ducks. In one documented case, a male mallard copulated with another male duck AFTER the male being chased flew into a glass window and DIED. The paper was called ”The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos”
Ducks also have crazy long, curly penises. No, really.
I’ve always loved squids! Did you know they change color when they are angry?? AND colossal squids instead of having suckers on their tentacles have revolving HOOKS??
@rangerr: Umm, fuck my life. I apparently can’t even spell your name. I completely understand. I think I hit the wrong key, didn’t hit delete hard enough and got it wrong again without ever noticing. What the shit.