I would be a rectangular box. One end being plugged into the wall for power.
The other end with a viewing screen.
I will make it easy for you to shop and become “educated”. Communicating with people all over the world from the comfort of your home and/or office.
In the process desensitizing/distracting you from the outside and socialization. Filling your mind up with porn and an abundance of things you cant afford but want to have so badly.
Fat people will tell you they are thin, thin people will tell you they are fat.
Cats will have sex with dogs and you will eventually refuse to get up to eat. Your ass fused to the vinyl couch and or gaming chair.
When you are all sucked in with your direct deposits, electronic banking and a cash less society.
I will just reformat.