I TOTALLY LOVE THIS PART*:
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley my boss right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, fourflushing, lowlife, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bugeyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah!!! Holy shit!!!! Where’s the Tylenol?!!
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And after Eddie arrives without advanced notice and Clark is done looking totally amazed that Eddie is really standing in his yard Eddie says:
You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark says: Oh, Eddie If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.
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Aunt Bethanys says: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark says: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
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Can ya tell? I LOVE that movie! I like all the National Lampoon Movies. And Chevy Chase! He is a HOOT!!