@Shield_of_Achilles – We were emotionally and physically drained after the ceremony, reception and then starting the drive. I didn’t want to and he couldn’t have if I had wanted to.
@ucme
A guy walks into a bar and sees his buddy there, crying into his beer.
Guy 1: What’s wrong?
Guy 2: I was with my girl last night, you know? We had sex and fell asleep. When I got up this morning I wasn’t thinking and I left $50 on the dresser.
Guy 1: Wow, yeah, that is pretty bad!
Guy 2: That’s not the worst of it! She woke up and gave me $20 in change!