I told my kid that his cell phone bill came in today. No lie, he had 9,711 text messages to friends. He said “Wow, really?” as if he was proud of it. I said “yeah that’s a lot for me to go through and read them all.” He freaked out and asked “You mean you can read ALL MY TEXTS???” I’m like, “Oh yeah, very interesting so far. It’s gettin’ kinda juicy with you and your girlfriends”.
He was absolutely flipped out with guilt… hahahaha… He said, “OK Dad, I gotta tell you, sometimes kids just talk bad about their parents to make conversation. I didn’t really mean any of it, honest I didn’t”.
I told him that’s what I figured, no harm done son.
Silence…
And then I looked him in the eye with a mean face and said, “April Fools!”
Shock and Embarrassed does not describe the blank look on his face. All he said was, “OMG I can’t believe you just did that to me”
Hahahahaha