Sex is when a man pees on a woman. You can also do that with your clothes on.
An “embassy” is a girl who likes to lick other girls.
Children are born when some of the food that the mother has eaten (I was never clear on whether it had to be particular food) grew into a baby. God saw which women were married and wanted children, and made the food grow accordingly. That’s why He never made men pregnant. They were too busy with other things.
There was this lion living under my bed who’d grab my feet if I put them down. Somehow it left during daytime and couldn’t come out of the bed and simply eat me when I was asleep.
My grandparents also transformed into lions during the night – hence the roaring.
The spots you see on the moon are astronauts walking around.
Plenty more probably…