3 guys are drinking at a bar near the edge of a cliff. The first guy turns to the second guy and says, I bet you if I drink this beer, I can fly.
Second guy looks at the first guy and says, You’re on.
First guy downs the beer, goes outside, jumps off the cliff, flies around, and then comes back. Second guy looks impressed and says, I tell you what.. I bet if I drink this beer, I can fly.
First guy says, You’re on.
Second guy downs his beer, goes outside, jumps off the cliff, and goes ~SPLAT!~
Third guy turns to the first guy and says, You know, Superman, you can be a real asshole when you drink.