Impossible! If both people are attractive, it’s inevitable they end up screwing each other’s brains out. It’s the law, in fact. I think it’s even written in the Constitution. Or whatever the United Nations uses to set the world straight. Yeah, straight. The law doesn’t apply to gay people. They can be friends, if they want, if they are both attractive. Discrimination, I say. But does anyone care? Not a word of it. There is no scandal. No protest. Just scads and scads of attractive people bonking and never being friends!
Thank God I’m not attractive!