@Symbeline That’s impossible. I’m Batman. ;)
@ChazMaz I’ll send you a PM about the moles.
I’m a jelly, but I’m also the manager of the best community on the web, an ‘intellectual’ high school drop-out, a handy woman with my own tools (and a 1920s house in bad shape to use them on), a landlord, an artist, a writer, a mom to 3 great daughters and two fantastic stepsons, a stepgrandma of two, and the wife of a wonderful guy.
In addition, I’m a woefully under-employed office manager/accountant, and struggling to make ends meet (anybody have a job for me?). A chronic disease sufferer and an abuse survivor. It’s all good, though, because I’m also happy. :)