What I usually do is let the athiests house-sit, but I put up the Mormons accross the way (with binoculars) to keep an eye on them. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to both of them, the Muslims are listening in on the wire taps and bugs I had installed in both places. Meanwhile (again), the UUs are watching the whole thing on closed-circuit cameras like some kinda twisted reality show.
The Catholics are oblivious to the whole thing as they’re down at the playground scoping out ::ahem:: “converts”.
Me? I’m on holiday at a casino with the Jews (‘cuz they have all the money, natch).
Now I just need a Wiccan to conjure up a spell that’ll make me forget this ridiculous question.