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If you could create your own bumper sticker, what would it say?

Asked by Dutchess_III (46870points) July 22nd, 2010
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I’d have:
USE YOUR CRUISE!
and
GET OFF THE PHONE AND DRIVE!
and….
Republicans: Refudiate them!!!

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

If you’re close enough to read this you’re too damn close!

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Jude's avatar

This site makes me f’ing sick.

Jude (32198points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe But that’s an existing bumper sticker….

Dutchess_III (46870points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Dutchess_III Ah, we have to create an original?

Adirondackwannabe (36713points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Austinlad's avatar

I didn’t write this, of course, I’ve always loved it.

I MAY BE SLOW BUT I’M AHEAD OF YOU.

Also, like @Dutchess_III , I love PUT DOWN THE FRIGGIN’ PHONE AND DRIVE!

Austinlad (16323points)“Great Answer” (1points)
NaturallyMe's avatar

I WANT CAKE

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Keep texting while driving legal. It culls the idiots from the herd?

Adirondackwannabe (36713points)“Great Answer” (2points)
CMaz's avatar

APPRECIATE A REACH AROUND

CMaz (26308points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Jude's avatar

BIG HUMMER = SMALL DICK

I don’t know..

Jude (32198points)“Great Answer” (6points)
Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@jjmah Or, It Takes a Big Dick to Drive a Hummer.

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Jude's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe Good one!

Jude (32198points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

@jjmah Nice!!

Dutchess_III (46870points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

@NaturallyMe Cake???

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LuckyGuy's avatar

Of course it’s Anthropogenic! —>

(With the arrow pointing to the tailpipe.)

LuckyGuy (43743points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Allergic to Stupidity.

Simone_De_Beauvoir (39057points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

@worriedguy LOL!!

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Nullo's avatar

“If it’s really racism, call it racism. Otherwise, don’t call it racism.”

”‘You should be more open-minded’ is code for ‘you should think more like me.’”

“Some of our nation’s greatest people were educated with two books and a hunk of slate.”

@jjmah Some of those stickers were pretty clever, IMO.

Nullo (22009points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

@Nullo Clapping here!

Dutchess_III (46870points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Otto_King's avatar

Yes it’s old and rusty, but payed out!

Otto_King (1122points)“Great Answer” (2points)
YARNLADY's avatar

Make your Choice Before you make a baby

YARNLADY (46406points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

@YARNLADY Excellent!

Dutchess_III (46870points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Otto_King's avatar

Just push the gas, they’re waiting at your liver!

Otto_King (1122points)“Great Answer” (4points)
shego's avatar

Don’t make fun of me because I look funny.

My dad says idiots should turn left, so start turning.

shego (11093points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Nullo's avatar

“My other car is a [sci-fi vehicle here].”
“Snakes in a Car.”
“Eyes on the road, moron!”

Nullo (22009points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Berserker's avatar

BEWARE OF ZOMBIES!

Berserker (33548points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

“Please Hang Up”

Pied_Pfeffer (28141points)“Great Answer” (2points)
mattbrowne's avatar

Dreamers think big and start small. Fools think small and start big.

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Dutchess_III's avatar

@mattbrowne That’s not annoying!

Anything to do with vampires.

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Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

On a more serious note, I’ve noticed that several people have created a rear windshield (and large) sticker that is a tribute to someone who has died…name, birth/death dates, and RIP. Sort of a mobile tombstone. Is this cropping up in cities other than Memphis, TN?

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mattbrowne's avatar

Vampires suck big time and llamas spit long distances.

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Dutchess_III's avatar

@Pied_Pfeffer Yeah…I’ve seen them here in Kansas.

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Nullo's avatar

Warning: Driver plays Katamari Damacy.

Nullo (22009points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

<A> I go where I am towed.
<B> Tailgating? I hope your isnurance is good I am braking hard in 20 seconds.
<C> If you can read this, back up until you can’t.
<D> Back off, my car is NOT a speed bump.
<E> The closer your car gets the more mine loses power and goes slower.

Hypocrisy_Central (26879points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

I like E!

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