Never been drunk. But one time, my partner and I were camping at this festival, and I walked him to the bathroom because he was sort of buzzed, and I didn’t want him falling over stuff in the dark. He muttered to me, “damn a-jenblud.” I asked him what he had said.
“Damn Agent Blood,” he said more clearly. I asked him who Agent Blood was.
After he got out of the bathroom, he tried again, and it turned out he was saying “Asian Blood”. Dan is part Filipino, and apparently that makes his cheeks red when he drinks. Also makes him more susceptible to paranoid-sounding mumblings about Agent Blood after just a couple drinks.