Andy Rooney. Every Sunday night at 7:55 ET, 60 Minutes gives him 5 of their minutes for him to natter on about all the crap he doesn’t like. He doesn’t really know about any of it, or understand it, but dammit, he doesn’t like it one bit and he gets TV time to tell us all about it. O_o
Also, he wants to know what all that stuff on his desk is.