As far as I can tell the only acceptable one is “that’s a great tie!”
What would make a compliment unacceptable…? Edit: Oh. Right. Homophobia is common around these parts…
All compliments are acceptable. Unless you’re scared of the “gay.”
I used to make other guys uncomfortable on purpose by saying, “Nice pants!”
@rangerr I think you’d get in trouble saying “that’s quite an impressive bulge you have there”
That’s a great dick, man…..mind if I suck it?
A lot of guys are macho and homophobic, I can’t even say a male celebrity is good looking without some guy saying, “Whoa…man….whoa…”.
@Blackberry
That’s a compliment combined with a request though. :-)
I never saw such a luxuruous thatch of hair in one man’s ears.
Nice sex doll!
you sure do got a purty mouth
‘Your wife was great last night.’
That shirt makes your boobs look big
You could bounce a quarter of your ass.
“You’ve got a nice bald spot growing there. Keep up the good work.”
Or for that matter “You did a pretty good job of combing your hair over your bald spot!”
@Blackberry @rebbel Bwahhhahahhaha, I love it.
“Mmm. You smell a lot like flowers!”
Your face looks soft, may I touch it?
hey sexy!
i kinda like the cut of your jib.
(At the urinal) Nice cock!
Nice six pack, can I touch it? See what I did there? That compliment could apply to either abs and his beer.
Wow, I envy your wife.
“Your wife is smokin’ hot!” Some men are quite jealous.
I can’t think of any since anything that anyone does or says to show kindness is never “unacceptable”.