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A wonderful day started as

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bells rang above the cathedral.

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Catherine ran out the door

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Dashing for her sports car

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removed by me

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Every nerve in her body

JilltheTooth (19787

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felt like something was missing

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Gasping, she realised she had…

harple (10448

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helped way too many people

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injure themselves by advising them

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“Jump off a high cliff…

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Kate started it all by

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Listening to the voices inside

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Many people thought that she

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Never would go so far

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Outward from reality and anyone

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pretending they thought otherwise were

harple (10448

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eating her apple brown betty

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@AmWiser The next letter is Q.

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quietly throughout the entire time

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rain fell softly around her

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She never would have expected

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that Roger would be so

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underwhelmed by the way she

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vacuumed her living room carpet.

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Wearing only a bra and panties

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x-rays more easily see bones

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you can never really tell

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zoot suits from the underwear

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anyways, back to the woman

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because that’s where it began

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baking apple brown betty today

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Psst, @amwiser, we’re on C now.
Causing a lot of pain

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down in her nether region

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even whilst running for her

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fabulous French friend, famous for

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going green all the time

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He was very angry at

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Inger because she was wasteful

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@Mama_Cakes Uhhh, it was supposed to be “I”

ibex’s, particularly the ibex that

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jumped over the lazy dog

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knotted up in a ball

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licking himself because he could

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@Arp Yeah, as you can see, I edited it.

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Mooning over some other chick

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Near his awfully tiny house

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over the woods and through

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panting softly and wishing for

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quiche and a glass of

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Rickard’s Red in a large stein

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(that was six)

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swiftly poured into the mouth

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Tasting mighty fine and feeling

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unrestrained unto ubiquitous, underachieving unicycles.

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Vowing not to drive drunk,

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while yearning for a someone

Frenchfry (7591

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(wait, what about W?)

Jeruba (55837

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(wishing upon the North star) “w”

yearning for a someone to

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I think we may need to sing our ABC’s again, remember from elementary school? ~

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my daughter was distracting me i apologise, please continue

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@erichw1504 sometimes, people have other stuff going on. Simmer down.

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@Mama_Cakes I’m good, that’s why I included the ~ to indicate sarcasticness.

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so…

Vowing not to drive drunk
(wishing on the North star)
Yearning for a someone to…

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zip my pants because I

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zap my frosty feet free

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A dude walked right by

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baking bacon by busy buses

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, calling careless customers crazy cats

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dollops of bacon grease staining

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every square inch of his

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dark green dress pants and

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we’re on f now

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flannel shirt which resulted in

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grief and groaning because he

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haphazardly used boiling water, without

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implementing the standard cooling techniques.

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Just then, he realized that

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Kate (remember Kate?) had begun

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licking the grease stain like

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mousse off of the pan

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Not resulting in luck, she

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obviosly flew off the handle

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pushing his pulsating passion probe

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Quivering and moaning he reached

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querulously complaining all the while

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ratcheting down her lovely orgasm

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silly, silly, silly she stuttered

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thinking thirty thousand thoughts, though…

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understanding none of them because…

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visually, she was lost between

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womanly fantasies and how he

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x-rayed her tremulous, yielding psyche

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yearning once again for passionate

LuckyGuy (43696

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Zig Zag jig saw puzzles.

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Aaah, such a wonderful day.

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But, not that wonderful that….

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cats had been pissing on

Ivan (13489

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destinies front door with each

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passing moment, barely able to

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@Ben_Dover FAIL to obey the rules

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Graham offered to clean up

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He quickly began to wipe

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Inside nut choked on nuts

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Just did not chew enough

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Kate’s in this story somehow

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Likely never to completely disappear

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Momentarily so that she can

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nimbly re-enter this odd tale

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Oddly she won’t enter now

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Pursuing with renewed vigor, anonymity.

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Quaint concept, that idea of

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Returning to this long story

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So soon after having died

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tits clutched in both hands

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Unraveling life’s mysteries in hand.

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Vital to Kate’s mission was

Jeruba (55837

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Whipping the young nubile slave

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xylophones would play as she

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Yelling “Why do I love!?”

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Zapped of life and died.

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And again Kate returns smiling

Tropical_Willie (31134

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Because she is boinking Clyde

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Despite the fact he’s gay.

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Cautiously and curiously through clouds

Filled in the C

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entangled in her hair, she

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fought back with the most

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god awful scream from her

Fairylover78 (1193

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hips to her mouth that

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Into the depths of love

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just as she used to

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Kiss with wild abandon, prepared

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like David for giant emergencies

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Many though they may be.

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No thoughts but boinking Clyde.

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Over a solid gold sarcophagus.

shpadoinkle_sue (7188

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Put Peter please, padded place.

Tropical_Willie (31134

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Quiche was one of Peter’s

Adagio (14059

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Rare delicacies that he liked

weeveeship (4665

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same as sex with Kate.

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Thoughtfully, Kate always managed to

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Undress at the right moment,

zen_ (6281

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vigina still moist and wet.

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What’s a vigina?, she wondered.

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xenoglossia could perhaps explain it.

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You speak in foreign tongues.

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Zebras could just barely understand

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Again, we wonder where’s Kate?

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“Behind the buffalo”, said Bill

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Could Kate still be naked?

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Don’t count on it Harple

Fairylover78 (1193

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Every guy is hoping so

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Fugedaboudit @erichw1504, it aint happenin’

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Gonads are gearing up, though

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Hell will freeze over first

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I will be waiting patiently

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Just as well, Me too.

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kayaking down the river of

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Love, just as naked as

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Michelangelo’s marble statue of David

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Nearing the end of the

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Oblong river, Kate took off

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perspiration soaked panties – yes, really

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Quickly, while Mary began to

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Rub her feet with her ( oh this is just getting better and better…)

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Sexy, large and very perky

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thimbles, oh yes indeed, thimbles

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using only the very tips

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very slowly and with whips.

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Wendy came into the picture

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xu in hand… “Me love….

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And then he buggered Kate.

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You long time (After Harple)

Fairylover78 (1193

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Zapped because of Kate’s typo.

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As Kate looked on, Wendy

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Bewildered the next player with

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Cunning linguistic skills. Wendy certainly…

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did not need a dictionary.

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Except to understand why this…

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Fool was saying to her

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Getting all up in her

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hair. “Is your hairdo new?”

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“I can’t believe you noticed!”

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Just then Kate strips naked.

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Kate is quite the exhibitionist.

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Loving her naked body seen.

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Marching towards her, Kissing her.

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“No, Wendy! I’m a tease.”

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“Oh, no! This is the

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Part where I resist you”

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Quit your whining and get

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Right….that won’t happen now

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“So”, said Wendy, “I think…

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that it is time to..

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undress. First, take off your…

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vest, that thing is ugly

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what’s up with that color

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“You don’t like it? Hmph.”

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“Zip it back up then.”

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Ahem, my name is Kate

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but everyone knows me as

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“Catherine”, with a “C”, dammit.

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Do you go by katie?

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Edgar asked politely, displaying his

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(Fucking Hell! I’m after Jeruba!!!)

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Glittery man section that he

so far this is eerily autobiographical

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had bedazzled. “What the hell…

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is that on your vest?”

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“Jabot, it is” said Yoda

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kicking and screaming all the

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live long day while he

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mimicked mimes more madly, maybe

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never noticing nine new nickels

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originally obvious, or oscillating obstruction

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perhaps people picked pennies previously

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quietly quilting queer quacks quickly

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racing to get to work

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sadly she stopped sooner, so

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Then thespians thought that the

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underwhelming underwear ulcer usually utilized

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Vigorous vixens voraciously verifying vacations

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while whipping water westward wastefully

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I’m not even attempting X lol

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@poofandmook You can skip X if you’d like!

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Yelling ” You Yoddelling yellow Yankee!”

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Zebras outside became very confused.

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A wonderful day, it was.

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because I saw my Amber

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coughing up a storm and

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don’t you just know that…

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every girl must take off

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frilly panties and leg irons.

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Gathering her nerve, Kate made

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her way over to Edgar

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In a way that made

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jellies everywhere jealous. That’s how…

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Kate managed to work around

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Late nights working at McDonalds

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mostly sorting Happy Meal toys….

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napping in piles of hamburgers

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only to murder Edgar Dean.

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plucking nose hairs with a

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quick, sharp action. Kate then…

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rested before she disposed of

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silly Edgar’s lifeless body. She

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transfigured Edgar into his favourite

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uncle, Umberto (the Undead) Urquhart,

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voracious consumer of pickled onions,

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whose wicked career had included

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xenophobic Nazi skin head thugs.

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Yet another chapter in the

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zany story of Kate’s life.

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And there you have it,

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Boys and girls. Now let’s

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cut this thing short, eh?

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Don’t do that, keep going!

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Eggbert thinks, then murders Kate.

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Funnily enough, time travelled backwards

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Giving Kate another change to

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hope for the best time

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Insisting in incremental inquiries inexplicably

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juvenile and wasting time that

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Kate used to rob banks.

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Lily-livered larrikins lured Kate

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Making massive amounts of milk

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Near a half-naked german contortionist

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Opening orifices only observed obliquely

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Xerox the terrorist bomb plans.

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zebra toy in her hand

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her memorial service, which featured

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incestuous midgets having anal sex.

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Particularly right now is good!

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Quit, you say. OH No!

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to provide us with large

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unicorn footprints to a tree…

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xylophones still intact, Marshall went

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, “Yo, you from South Pilly? ”

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Zero people survived the bomb.

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ether and blew herself up!

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quit fooling around and go

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Meteors are smaller than rice.

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prevented no one from dying.

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DING DING DING DING DING

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Fried green eggs and ham

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getting faster and spinning around

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Isaac had predicted was true.

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January, the bomb will explode.

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Maximus from going to pieces.

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Russia and haunted Vladimir Putin,

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dastardly cousin of Xavier, plotted

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Do not ever stop learning.

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French kissing is even funner.

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Kate is the best kisser.

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Man!—- Is Kate kissing everyone?

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