(NSFW) What do you do when aroused during an interview?

Think about your grandmothers teeth floating in a glass of water on her nightstand or maybe her douche bag hanging from the shower head.

You think about your grandma instead of your potential boss’s bosom. Geez.
@Silhouette: LOL, it looks like we wrote almost the same thing. Great minds I guess… ;)

Margaret Thatcher in a g-string, Margaret Thatcher in a g-string….

@Silhouette You should hear Woody Allen’s routine about prolonging the moment of ecstacy during sex… think about baseball. I don’t know if youtube has it – but it’s hysterical… BUT: it doesn’t work: he gets too involved in the imagined game…

@Zen_Again Thanks, I’ll go see if I can find it. I’m always looking for laughs.

@La Chica Jinx lol

@Zen_Again Gee, wonder what’s on your mind tonight, or is it this morning b’aretz?

“So tell me Mr. Monk, what are some of your weaknesses?”. Ummm, well I just popped a boner for no apparent reason.

as kids we always said “popped a boner”. that just seems weird to say. how else would you describe that act? A Q for another day

Is this a real scenario? Has anyone ever experienced it? Seems to me that if you got an erection in an interview, then your mind probably isn’t on answering the questions, and you won’t get the job. If you’re not getting the job, it doesn’t matter what you do.

Of course, this is not true if the job is as a porn actor. In that case, it seems to me that it is almost a requirement.

I would conclude that I’m not serious about finding a new job.

lol, ive gotten an erection at my job. pretty embarrassing.

just think about stuff like: what do i have to do now, what do i have to remember, did i forget anything? what is he/she saying to me, what needs to be done next

if you’re gonna think about something besides sex, might as well do it productively.

Quote Col. Jessep: “if you haven’t gotten a blow-job from a superior…, well, you’re just letting the best in life pass you by.”

@janbb Morning ba-aretz – the time when I wake up with a woody.

:-)
Edit: Ratboy made me laugh, as usual, and I shall look into that – seriously.

Edit: Matt – why so serious?

Edit: Daloon, see above.