What should others not judge you by? Fill ‘em in and let us know! Make it funny, weird, sincere, or whatever.
Thou shall not judge me by the smell of my arm pits.
Curves of my body.
Angle of my dangle.
@Poser hilarious!
size of my… turtle.
size of my head, but what is inside (interpret that how you will).
junk in my trunk.
size of my nose, under the orange tree.
amount of my lurve.
size of my orange tree.
size of my frizzer.
@erichw1504 Lol! Wtf is that thread?
@Blackberry You’re kidding me, you’ve never seen it before? I’m sure you have seen others mention the word ‘frizzer’ before.
Thou shalt not judge me by my inane sense of humor
Thou shalt not judge me by the size of my penis.
@Luiveton I thought that you were a girl.
@erichw1504 This is actually the first time I’ve seen the word on here lol. It’s pretty hilarious, though.
@Jude I am. I was just generalizing. I don’t have a penis.
amount of my awesomeness.
Thou shall not judge me by the by the clowns locked in my basement.
speed of my snail.
Thou shalt not judge me by the HAIR of my CHINNY CHIN CHIN.
Thou shall not judge me by the count of my slain enemies.
I love loli.
color of my large intestines.
Thou shalt not judge me by the PERPETUAL LACK of my RAPTURE.
brokenness of my heart…
hotness of my wife.
…excitability of my bowels.
sound of my burp.
@erichw1504 do you ever stop? :)
The clothes that I wear and by the jewellery/make up that I do not wear.
Thou shalt not judge me by the smell of my ass. Thou shalt not judge me by the amount of my stupidity. Amen
Thou shalt not judge me by my frumpy bathrobe give me some time, I WILL transform before you turn into a pillar of salt
@wundayatta SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!! XD By the sometimes shyness of my behaviour. I’m a naughty gal really ;)
… by the length of my sword.
Thou shall not judge me by the height of my sex drive
Thou shall not judge me by the size of my breasts
@Cruiser are you running a 3 ring circus in your basement???
by the freaks in my closet.
… by the cars in my driveway. Please don’t. They’re not all mine. Honest!
@Jude No…
By the chocolate smeared on my face…
Height of my stilettos
by the chocolate I like to drizzle all over and lick off…..mmmmmmmm
Caliber of my response
Sexiness of my online photos
@creative1 I can understand your obsession with him darlin. He is hot.
@Facade, I think I would like to be the judge of that.
Flounce of my walk
nature of my monkey.
@robmandu Be my guest =)
@robmandu Meanie.
height of my body?
shape of my face
bad breath of my mouth
length of my tentacles.
meat of my skin
@erichw1504 Aww, your tentacles are sooo warm though…
@Facade, nice!
sliminess of my skin.
shilly of my shally
size of my hard drive.
size of my soft drive.
Thou shall not judge me by the bodies in my backyard.
They’re under the FIG tree, not the orange tree.
Hi, I’m penis, and I’m bored. Can I rape you? No? Okay. :(
No wait, I’m called pussy.
No on second thought, I’m Dicky.
@Luiveton Umm, wrong question? Might want to lay off the oranges from the orange tree.
color of my cell phone. it’s pink
^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! XD
@erichw1504 Hahahah, I know.
@erichw1504 OMG! a pink cell phone! Of course, I’m not judging.
stupidity of my relatives
size of my bank account.
…stinkiness of my morning breath.
What? Hey, pal, yours stinks too, at 6:30AM. Don’t front!
Thou shall not judge me by the basement full of my victims
The amount of cheese in my frizzer.
Or the number of Nanny episodes saved on my Youtube favorites.
By the location of my residence. (Don’t call me no redneck jist acuz I live in Texas!)
lack of my faith.
Though shall not judge me by the color of my skin
The color of my hair! Used to be blond now it is gray!
Thou shall not judge me by the love of my wife.
smell of my bedroom.
…heat of my meat.
sound of my hound.
Thou shalt not judge me by the cadaver smell coming out of my shed.
By my sisterly love for @Symbeline…
By my windowless van I used to kidnap @queenie with.
hat on my ferret.
silly mistakes of my life.
Though shall not judge me by the jigglieness of my thighs
Thou shall not judge me by the memories of the past.
Thou shalt not judge me by the mad skillz +4 of my katana handling.
color of my boxers.
By my knowledge of @erichw1504 ‘s boxers…
MY EYEBALL COLLECTION DOESN’T DEFINE ME!!!
By my knowledge of selling eyeballs…
Got any marinated zombie eyes? They’re quite rare. I need some.
@Symbeline—I’ll see what I can do… call me on this number : [REDACTED]…
size of my marinated zombie eye collection.
skill of stealing big marinated zombie eye collections…
amount of security I have installed for my zombie eye collection.
My knowledge of tricking security systems put in place to protect zombie eye collections… and in succeeding in stealing em…
size of my fake marinated zombie eye collection. Muhahahah! The real ones are in my basement… aww, crap.
By my skills of breaking into @erichw1504 ‘s basement…
Thou shalt not judge me by my judgment of you.
By my insanity. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, time to incinerate the bodies in my basement…...
@Mr_Paradox If you ever get tired of the constant incineration and need a good hiding spot, there’s this fig tree in my back yard…
But my basement IS an incinerator. So, it realy isn’t that much trouble.
Aahhh, makes perfect sense!
Thou shall not judge me by the awesomeness of my sports skills.
Thou shalt not judge me by my abnormal love of pillows.