No.

Would you walk up to a complete stranger in a bar or pub on a dare and ask him/her to go home with you and have sex with you (and go through with it if he/she says “yes”)?

Yes.
Would you eat another human being if the only other option was to eat your own sh*t?

Yes.

Would you kill an innocent human being to save a loved one’s life?

No
Did man walk on the Moon or was it all a hoax?

Yes.
In space, can people hear you scream?

No.
Is Obama really going to keep the promises he made?

Yes and no.

Do people really have soulmates?

@janbb X
I am strict today; it is either Yes or No.

Yes.

Will you house-sit my plants?

No.
Would you lick your lover’s boots during role play?

Yes.

Would you ever run for president?

No

would you ever call in sick to work just because you fancied the day off?

Yes.
Would you ever steal candy from an adult?

No.

Would you let a someone make a copy of yourself that’s an atom-by-atom perfect copy to be someone’s sex slave?

No. (sorry ladies)

Would you be in a band that you knew was going to become famous if there was a 50/50 chance that you may wind up addicted to heroin?

No.
Would you ever give something up that you really love if you knew it was harming you?

No.

Would you let someone make copies of yourself that are perfect copies, memories intact and everything, but miniaturized to about 2” tall, to be swallowed as snacks at a party?

No

(sorry @HungryGuy )

Would you like to swing on a star?

Yes.
Have you ever broke someone’s heart knowingly?

No.

Would you take a drug that would boost your IQ by 20pts, but kill your kidneys?

No.
Can you wriggle your ears without using your hands?

No.

If you were condemned to death for a horrible crime (whether you really did it or are innocent), but you were given the option of having your spine severed and turned into a remote control cyborg and sold at government auction (you can see and hear and are aware of everything that happens, but your body is controlled by a remote controller like a RC plane controller, and there are no guarantees how your owner could use you), would you take the option to become a cyborg?

No.

Would you give up all of your worldly possessions if you had proof that in doing so, you could make the world a measurably better place?

No.
Do you think I’m selfish for answering ‘No’ to the above question? :P

No.

If medical science discovered the secret to immortality, but in order to receive the treatment you would have to board a starship to a primitive planet and live like an aborigine for a few hundred years until civilization achieved technology again, would you take the treatment and go?

Yes.
Would you give up all kinds of music if someone offered you a million dollars/pounds?

No.
Would you sell your non-dominant hand for a million dollars/pounds?

No.
Can you sit cross-legged with each foot in your lap?

Yes.
Have you suffered an injury in high school/college that still causes you problems?

No.
Is the Italian word Numero abbriviated to Nu or No?

No
Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?

No.
Can you do a back flip?

No.

Do you actually believe everyone in England has bad teeth?

No.
Was it okay for Billy Crystal to do blackface?

Yes.
Is “when dogs are in heat, it means they want sex” a valid defence?

Yes.
Would you have sex with your father to save your mother?

No

(Love how you answered your own question @ragingloli)

Would you give up your SO for your one true love (assuming your SO is NOT your one true love)?

No.
Heterosexual men, if you were forced to choose, would you have sex with George Clooney over Anne Widdecombe?

Yes. Would you sit in a car with a really sweaty fat guy?

Just sit? Yes. Would you kill yourself to save your child?

Yes. Point to be noted, I’m not a parent yet.
Would you want to adopt?

Yes.
Would you want to accept this offer of a free beating human heart for just 14.99?

Yes. Is there more?

Yes. (I’m out of questions,)

no
would you strangle your 10 year old daughter to death face to face to save the other 7 billion humans?

@ragingloli wtf no. If you could fly would you do it?

Yes (I love to fly).

If you were kidnapped and forced to be the front of a human centipede, would you refuse to eat in order to not have to “feed” the person behind you?

No. What’s a human centipede?

If you were suspected of being a serial killer and all the evidence was against you but you were innocent and the police were searching for you, would you turn yourself in?

No.
If I would say No to @HungryGuy ‘s last question, does that make me selfish?

No.

Have you ever lied answering a question during a job interview?

Yes. (I really don’t know)
Anybody watch/like/remember The Magic School Bus?

Yes!
Are you a sexual person?

No. (I’m perverted though)
Was the last ‘yes’ that @MilkyWay directed to me?

[oops my answer/question got posted out of order—redacted]

Yes.
Have you ever been shot at with a gun of any kind?

No (Where I live it’s illegal to even think about owning a gun).

If you knew that a plane was going to crash before it left, would you try to warn everyone and be accused, and possibly convicted, of being a terrorist and mass murderer?

No. (I would just jump off)
No. (we are not allowed to be anywhere near people with guns of any kind)
No. (that’s just gross)

(ralphie quote) is it just me, or are we going on a field trip???
I LOVE the magic school bus

@sydsydrox Me too, I kinda miss it.
Have you ever eaten an insect?

Yes. (on accident, a fly flew in my mouth)
@MilkyWay did you answer my question? Is it just me or are we going on a field trip?

No.
This could go on forever, does anyone know why we’re doing this?

No.
Do you own an android phone?

Yes.
Did you make hot sweet love on Valentines day?

No.
Anybody here like math?

No.
Are you an artistic person at heart?

Yes.

Do you know how to program web sites in Javascript?

@HungryGuy That is just gross….~

No.

Is Javascript gross?

Yes, yes, YES. @MilkyWay
Would you kill someone if you had nothing to lose?

Absolutely not!

Could you bring yourself to eat cockroaches if that was the only protein available?

Yes.

Could you really survive a large-scale societal breakdown?

Yes.

Have you ever had a policeman come to your door?

Yes.
Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life?

YES.
Do you ever question the existance of a ‘God’?

No.

Do you ever question existence?

No.
Do you ever question?

Yes.
Would you eat canned spagetti for dinner every night if every breakfast you awoke to a chef prepared meal?

No.
Do you tend to skip breakfast?

No.
Are you confident in your ability to handle yourself in a fight?

No.
Have you ever took part in any form of the martial arts?

Yes.
Would you consider yourself a philanthropist?

No.
Do you think people’s needs should be put over other people’s wants?

Yes.
Are you human?

No.

Do you believe yourself to be hypocritical?

Yes.

Do you think the world would need a one-child policy to have any chance of saving our planet?

No.

Do you hope you can survive the heat death of the universe?

No.

Do you wish you had more willpower?

Yeah.

Do you undress people with your eyes? I mean like, do your eyes come out of their sockets and rip the clothes off of everyone you see?

No.

Would you be happy if smoking (cigaretts) was illegal?

No

Would you be constipated if pancakes in tesseract doghouses were invading the pants?
(utter nonsense is utter)

No.

Do you collect weird shit?

No

Do you wear real fur?

No.
We’re you proud of what you did for a Klondike bar?

No.

Do you think Psychology is a science?

Yes.
Do you think science is art?

Yes.
Do you find the sheer number of adjectives to describe the taste/aroma of wines oppressive?

Yes

Are you hungry right now?

Yes

Does anyone want to come with me to get some Antartic fried penguin and freshly grounded baby seal burgers? The meat is tenderized and grounded upon order!

No, no, no!

Are you achey any where today?

Yes!
Do you love that penguins are dressed for any occasion?

Yes! (waggles tailfeathers)

Do you like spicy foods?

Yes! (waggles jalapenos)
Is there a little tune you just can’t shake from your head today?

Yes! Hakuna Matata (because Abu Qatada is on the news a lot at the moment!)

Would you rather be somewhere else right now?

No.

Would you agree to having a body part amputated if it would allow you to live an extra ten years?

No.

Would you give up 10 years of your life if you could redo something that is making you very unhappy?

No.

Are you celibate?

No

Are you a virgin?

Yes.
Are you a tree hugger?

Yes.

Have you ever tapped a maple tree?

No

Have you ever been involved in a political protest or rally?

No!
People say you should take time to smell the roses. What are you supposed to do it the roses are not blooming?

No?

Have you ever jumped off a waterfall?

No.
Have you ever jumped off a bridge?

Yes

Have you ever played chicken with a train and won?

No.
Would you eat rocks for a week if you could get a huge TV contract for it?

No

Have you stopped beating your wife?

I hereby declare this thread closed. ~

Hahahahaha!

Nothing to see here. Everyone move along now and go home.

NO!! I have a right to know. Being a citizen of blady blady blah, I have the right to blady blady blah, and I have a right to feel safe in my own blady blady blah. I demand my rights be respected! Blady blady blah…
(Said in the typical annoying protestor tone and voice.)

Yes.
Can @rebbel close this thread?^^

No. (the last time I checked, @rebbel wasn’t a Fluther moderator)

Will you pay me $1 to eat a bug?

Yes.
Have you eaten a bug without getting paid to do so?

Yes (but not intentionally)

Do you like winter better than summer?

Yes.
Would you prefer a vacation to a colder climate?

Yes.
Do you like the rain?

No!!!

Do you like modern architecture?

Yes.
Do you love historical buildings?

Yes.

Have you ever saved a building from destruction?

No (in fact, I may have tilted the leaning tower a millimeter or two… My bad)

Have you ever helped save a tree?

You mean like leaning against it refusing to move? Yes

Caffeine has no effect on you, right?

Yes! (meaning right, it has no effect on me)

You’ve ever stayed awake 48 hours (or more) in a row?

Yes

Have you ever used illegal/recreational drugs to stay awake for something important?

No.

Is the sun shining where you are at the moment?

Yes

Want to join the Yes or No game?

Yo!
Which band scored a huge (number 1) hit with Owner Of A Lonely Heart?

Yes!
Is true, no????

No

Sharing a drink called loneliness is better than drinking alone, yes or no?

Yes.
Is the world overpopulated with humans?

Yes.
Do you know Britain once ruled over a quarter of the world’s population?

No.

Do you like the darkness and peacefulness of night more than the brightness and bustling of day?

Yes.
TJBM considers themselves as nocturnal

Yes but this isn’t TJBM ;)
Would you live in a cardboard box for a week if someone paid you with free groceries for a year?

Ooops.
Yes.
Do you like twitter?

No.

“This statement is false.” (yes or no?)

Or

Living in a post apocalyptic world would make one actually feel “alive.” Yes or no?

no.
Anyone listening to any sort of music right now?

I can only answer for myself. No

You spend an equal amount of time on Facebook and Fluther.

No.
Do you have an iPhone?

No.
Why do so called ‘celebs’ wear dark glasses on every occasion – everybody knows who they are!

That’s not a yes/no question, mamacazz

Do you understand how to play this game?

Yes.

Did you know today is International Women’s Day?

Yes.

Do you rely on the Google Doodle to know when particular days of note are occuring?

No.
Do you have a sugar addiction?

No.
Are you still on track with your new years resolution?

Yes (I didn’t make any)

Have you said “I love you” to someone today?

No.

Are you happy right now?

No

What would you say if I asked you to say “yes” or “no”?

Yes.
Do you realise just how small you are, in accordance with the universe?

Yes.
Could you eat a grasshopper?

Yes.
Have you ever thrown up after eating something disgusting?

Yes

Have you ever eaten something you expected to be disgusting, but actually found you liked it?

Yes.
Can you do a side split?

No.

Would you rather live somewhere other than where you live now?

(optional: where would that other place be?)

No

If your home was taken by eminent domain, where would you go?

Yesville.

Do you socialize with your neighbors?

Yes

Do you like Milky Way Midnight candy bars?

Yes, actually one of my favorites is my favorite

Do you have an exotic pet (trophy wives/husbands, strippers, hookers, etc DO COUNT :D )?

Yes.
Do you abuse a legally addictive stimulant? (coffee, soda-etc)

No.
Did you have sex today?

It’s a shame anyone would ask this question just like they are asking if someone went to work or skipped lunch today. Fluther allows children on this site.

Did you miss or cancel an appointment this week?

No.
Do you know the difference between social responsibility and socialism?

@MollyMcGuire If sex offends you, you may be the child.

Yes!
Have you tried acupuncture?

No

Did you receive any good news today?

@Facade i think that what @MollyMcGuire is trying to say, is that she hasn’t had any good shagging in a year or so lol

No

Did you mow your lawn today?

No. We live in a loft apartment in a city. No lawn to mow.

Do you ride a motorcycle?

No.

Have you ever slept in the attic of a frat house?

No.

Have you ever written a story (any genre) and posted it online for the world to see?

And what’s with the personal attack on a friendly thread like this? Are you stirring up trouble, Molly? :-)

Yes

Have you made an important decision this week?

Yes.
Have you given up on anything lately?

No
Have you released endorphins lately?

Yes.

Does it make you angry when someone advocates censorship (someone doesn’t like to talk about certain topics, so they want to prevent everyone from talking about those topics)?

Yes.
Do you think we should change the topic? :P

Yes
Would it be weird for you to see a black person using a tanning booth? I’m so pale.

No

Have you ever owned a Jaguar?

No. But I love my motorcycle.

Do you like to have a big meal for breakfast?

Not unless I have it a good couple of hours after I wake up. My ideal daily breakfast would be a couple of boiled eggs but I never leave myself enough time to prepare and eat them before having to leave for work.

Did you spend a lot of time in a car yesterday?

No. I work from home, and my clients usually come to me, though I sometimes have to go to job sites to check on the work, but yesterday was Sunday.

Have you ever designed your own floor plan from scratch and taken the sketches to an engineer or architect to have construction plans made, whether or not you actually built the house?

No.
Have you got an embarassing relative?

Yes.
Do you like to hear the sound of your own voice?

Yes.
If you were held at gunpoint and was forced to strip to your drawers and run around your neighborhood yelling “I’m a pretty princess!” would you do it?

No

If held at gun point, would you eat until your gut literally busted?

No. (I would say yes depending n the food being served ;)
Do you want to listen to Super Mario’s heartbeat with a stethoscope? (random doctor mentality)

No.
Can you sing well?

No. (depends on the song, nothing in English)
Do you own any waterproof technological devices?

Yes

Did you eat peanut butter today?

No.
Did you skip breakfast today?

Yes

Are you a student?

Yes
Are you a non-student?

Yes

Is your Fluther name your real name?

No.
Do you have a pet?

Yes.
Are you a light-hearted person?

No

Do you wear masks in your day to day life?

No

Are there people on Fluther you try to avoid?

No
Have you pranked someone recently?

Yes

Is your avatar descriptive of you?

Yes.
Do you go to church?

Yes

Are you vegan?

No.
Are you an omnivore?

Yes
Is there someone you really miss?

Oh yes!

Did you, as a kid, have a Davy Crockett or Daniel Boone hat?

No… :’(

Did you ever wish someone would stop comparing you to someone else and would just see you as you and not as someone else?

No one has ever done that to me. Oh, I think I’m supposed to just say no. So. No.

Do you look forward to one day being a grandparent?

Yes! And that will happen in July!!!!
Do you pack way too many clothes when you travel?

Yes (one reason I prefer road trips) Congrats!

Have you ever been personally attacked by someone on this site?

Yes.
Have you started a “nutrition plan” (aka diet) in recent days?

No. I belong to the “everything in moderation” diet.

Did you sleep well last night?

Yeah, my dreams were great!

Was this morning a lovely one to wake up to?

Yes.
Do you have OCD?

No.

Would you care for a cup of tea?

No…
Can you make me a cup of coffee instead?

Yes!

Milk and one – right?

No

Would you bring me rum instead?

Yes ;)
Did you ever grow a horrible fungus on any part of your body?

EW No.
Have you seen Never Back Down?

No.

Would you follow me on tumblr? ~

LOL NO.
Do you like Linkin Park?

Yes no yes no ehhhhh… yes

Do you like Adele?

Yes.
Do you have a shit diverse taste in music?

Diverse, yes.

Did you just conclude a telephone conversation?

No.
Do you take an interest in martial arts?

Yes
Do you like waffles pancakes French toast chicken?

Yes :D
Do you like to stuff your face full of food at every possible opportunity?

… Yes damn you! lol

Have you partaken in Grappling?

Yes.
Did you beat a boy at grappling at the age of seven?

I’m thinking no.

Have you been accused of being superstitious?

No.
Are you happy to be alive?

Yes.
Are you currently in school, feeling bored in an I.T lesson?

No.

Would you accept a marriage proposal from your other half if they asked you tonight?

No.
Are you too frikkin young to get married? :P

Lol, no!

Do you find yourself compelled to answer this question?

Yes

Do you speak more than two languages?

No
Are you tired of excuses?

No I don’t use them and no one tries to use them on me

Do you use shaving cream?

No just a little water and I’m good not for the past 2 years at least

Do you hate the idea of having to get up 5 in the morning to go report for jury duty?

Yes.
Are you single?

No.

Do you ache at all today?

Yes.
Is blue your favourite colour?

No.
Would you take advice on a serious matter from someone younger than you?

No.
Are you good at Rock-Paper-Scissors?

No.
Do you normally vote in the US presidential elections?

No!
Could you touch a snake?

Yes.
Could you eat a snake?

Yes

Could you pet a “snake”? O.o lol

Yes.
Could you pet a cat?

No!
Do you listen to DAB Radio?

No.

Have you had your hair highlighted ever?

No.
Is your hair a virgin?

——————-

Is it time to go on a diet?

No.

Did you know that “dieting” doesn’t keep you healthy?

No.
Do you believe that you have a guardian angel?

No

Do you sometimes wish you could undo just one thing in your life?

Yes, one thing

Have you ever cooked chitlins?

No.
Have you read The Hunger Games Trilogy?

No. I have only just (in the past month) been made aware of it’s existence!

Do you currently have an animal sat on your lap?

No.
Are currently eating a pack of Doritos?

HELL NO!!!!!!!!

Don’t just hate it when your dreams seem all too real?

Yes!
Do you believe in, and/or have seen a ghost?

No and/or no.
Do you believe in aliens, like I do?

Yes.

Did you have fun today?

No
Have you ever smoked?

Yes

Have you ever napped inside a government building?

Yes
Have you ever been to a police station?

No.
Have you ever slid down a fire pole?

Yes
Have you ever been to a playground?

Yes

Have ever glued someone to the playground? (I was an evil child)

No
but i have pushed someone off the slide… and pushed their face in the dirt… and made them cry…
Have you ever put bees through someone’s window?

Yes

Are you short?

No
Are you a midget?

No.
Do you grow your own herbs?

Yes
Do you like homegrown corriander and mint?

Yes (and you are to short :P)

Would you throw a rock through the window of a bank?

Nah

Are you keeping up daily with the election stuff?

Yes. I used to be a journalist for a print newspaper. Remember those? Old habits are hard to break.

Did you like the brief warm spell we had last week, if you live in the northeast? (If you live elsewhere, do you like the weather you’re having now?)

Yes.
@King_Pariah I wouldn’t call 5’8” short :P And I’ve still got a bit of growing to do yet :P
Do you think glueing someone to their seat is funny?

No.

Do you think tacks on a teacher’s chair is funny?

No (too cliche and overdone, now rubbing down the teacher’s desk with poison oak, there’s a prank for the ages)

Do you think gluing the hem of the dress of your teacher to the leg of a chair is amusing?

Not a bit!

Do you prefer a laser printer to an inkjet?

Yes.
Was it a very hot day today?

No
Did you hug someone today?

Yes.
Have you experienced the recent death of a loved one?

No.
Can you pick up spiders?

Yes. with a glass and a piece of paper

Do you vacuum up insects in your home?

There are no insects in my home. The occasional one that accidentally comes in gets squished and flushed.

Did you forget to do something?

Yes. ;)
Are you often forgetful?

Yes.
Are you often forgetful?

No
Do you like being organised and precise, and follow a daily routine?

No.
Do you like ‘Singing in the Rain’?

Yep

Can I interest you in some snack mix?

No thanks!
Have you read ‘What Dreams May Come’?

No. I saw the movie. I also have painting done by a disabled local artist of a purple tree next to a lake/pond. She titled it What Dreams May Come. It is quite lovely.

What is the nature of your biggest mistake? (not details)

I thought the point of this game was that the answers be summed up with a yes or no?! You can’t really do that with your question @PurpleClouds

Do you know how to play this game?

I have absolutely no idea.
Did you ever bought a piece of clothing because your boy-/girlfriend liked it much, but you yourself not that much?

No.

Does this game require yes and no answers only, then to write a new question for the next person?

Yes.
Do you understand now?

No

Are you in graduate school?

No

Have you been to a hen/stag (for the Brits) or bachelor/bachelorette (for the Americans) party recently?

No.
Have you been smoking a lot recently?

Yes
Did you do well in grade school?

(Grade school? :/)
Yes?
Is grade school same as secondary school?

No.Grade school is primary/elementary.

TJBM wonders why it’s been eight hours since anyone played this game.

No
Did you notice @MollyMcGuire thought this was “TJBM” thread?

Yes. Tehehehe!

Have you ever had a long hospital stay due to illness or injury?

Yes
Have you ever had an asthma attack?

No

Do you hate to wear green?

No, I quite like it actually.
TJBM has bright neon green Dickies jacket that they like to wear.

Oh shit…

No, can’t say I do.

Has somebody made you feel loved today?

No

Do you think MilkyWay just had a blonde moment? :P

Yes
—-TJBM- Damn.—Are you struggling to stop laughing at the moment?

Nah, I am thoroughly amused and intend to enjoy it.

Does MilkyWay’s repeated stumbles brighten up your day a bit?

Nah, they brighten my day
Have you ever injured yourself during making love? (torn rotator cuff)

No but she did chafe my junk

Have you ever wished upon a shooting star?

No
Are you a very un superstitious person?

No, I am superstitious!

Have you had a busy day today?

Busy – yes; fun – no ;-)
Are you eagerly awaiting your next meal?

No

Do you ever watch The Golden Girls late at night?

Yes
Do you like odd food combinations?

Yes
Do you like watching the idiots on The Apprentice?

I’ve never even thought about tuning in.

Are you a big sports fan?

No.

Did you talk to a really old person today?

No, that was Tuesday I went to see a lady that’s 99 and 11/12 years old. She still wears earrings.
Do you know anyone over 100 years old.

No.
Do you think you’ll live to be 100?

No
Will you take a shower already?

I just did! ... fine, yes

Will you take it like a man?

No, I’ll take it like the ferocious young woman that I am.
Will you take it like a gigantor?

I suppose I will… you shorty McShort short you :P

Are you plotting something?

Yes
Do you plan on shaving someone’s hair off after putting them under?

No, (I don’t intend to put them under, I’m doing it Law Abiding Citizen style! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!)

Do you consider yourself funny?

Yes, I have my moments.

Have you taken your supplements today?

Yes
Do you have conversations with your pets?

I used to No.
Are you happy?

Yes
Can I trust you?

Yes
Do you miss someone very much and ache because if it?

Yes

Are you trying to spend less time on Fluther?

No.
Do you play the lottery?

Yes and no.

In your opinion, are pets just as important as people?

No.

Do you think this woman is foolish to stand by her husband?

Yes. I think she is foolish.

Is tomorrow going to be a bad day for you?

I hope not. I don’t have to go to work tomorrow so that already makes it a better day than usual.

Do you enjoy watching Keeping up with the Kardashians even though you wish you didn’t?

No.
Do really like the Aussie accent?

Yes
Do you like V8 Supercars?

Eh… I guess I’ll go with no

Are the skies clear where you are?

Yes!
Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

No (but I think I must have gone back to bed in the middle of the day, as I definitely got out of the wrong side of bed this afternoon!)

Will you be answering this question?

Yes
Are you from the States?

No.

Do you find yourself making snap judgements on people based on how they sound?

Yes.

Do you wish you didn’t have to go to work for the rest of the week?

No

Have you ever had an affair with a married person?

No
Do you like folk music?

Yes!
Have you spent the day painting someone else’s kitchen today?

No.
Did you buy your granddaughter-to-be the cutest nightgown and cap this afternoon?

No.
Are you under 18?

No.

Do you like eating caviar?

No.

Do you like eating bird ovum?

Yes

Do you wish you were somewhere else?

Yes
Do you wish you were in sleepy sleepy land?

Yes!!!

Do you know what bird ovum is?

Laughing. Yes

Have you ever shoplifted?

No!
Can you juggle?

Yes No?
Is juggling two balls considered as juggling?

Yes (I think)

Have you ever walked a tightrope?

No
Are you in need of a cuddle?

Yes.
But the gun is a little disconcerting.
Are you comfortable handling firearms?

No.

Do you have firearms in the house?

No

Did you/Will you go out for a run today?

No (I’m sick)
Would you like a hug from me?

Aw! Yes :)
You’re not going to hug me to death though, are you?
You can never tell with you Pariah, you’re a sneaky little gigantor b******...

Nope (just halfway :P)

(((((HUGS)))))
You’re still alive, right?

Yes.
Are you going out tonight?

Yes.

Are you glad it’s the weekend?

Yes.
Are you concerned that it’s Friday the 13th?

No.

Are you shopping for a future grandchild this weekend? :-)

Aggressively ;-)
Do visions of sugarplums dance in your head?

No.

Are Visions of Waffles dancing in your head?

Yes
Do you feel hungry now?

YES!

Is your freezer all frozen up so you have to defrost it?

Yes!
Are you really starving and want some food right now?

No. I eated.

Are you are in the market for a tractor with a brush hog, a bucket and a scraper blade.

.

^No.
Have you ordered some fish n chips from the local chippies?

No. Oh that sounds good!

When you cleaned out your freezer did you fid a yummy surprise?

Neau.
Have you ever made double posts on social media websites?

Yes. Yes. Yes. : )

Did you post a recording of your voice for all the Jelly’s to hear?

Niet

Have you ever belched your ABC’s?

No
Never got beyond P.
Ever been hit by a motor vehicle?

Nadda. I never belch. I may hiss, but never belch.

I keep wanting to start out with TJBM… Have you ever eaten frogs legs?

Yes… twice… (my poor poor ribs and legs)

Ever attempted to pull off 99 bottles of beer on the wall in real life?

oops.

@Dutchess_III fix’d

Yes
I love frog’s legs. Back to P’s question.

No. No 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Who in the hell glues bottles of beer on their wall, anyway?

Do frog’s legs taste like chicken?

Yes… (ish)

Have you ever made a bomb? (or 47?)

Yes ;)
Do you think Batman is way cooler than Spiderman?

Yes… No… Yes… No… Yes… No…

A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

Beginning dump of physical memory
Physical memory dump complete.
Contact your administrator or technical support group for further assistance.

(brain explodes)

Is it sometimes just impossible to answer a yes or no question with a yes or a no?

No

TJBM changes his/her desktop background often.

No.

@MollyMcGuire Ha ha! This is the TJBM thread!!
Do you like auctions?

No
Do you like betting?

Yes (but only with my husband when we disagree)

Have you ever won a lottery?

No.
Do you like this song?

Yes!

But do you like this one even better?

Eh… no, not better, (I’d put them as roughly equal)

Did you ever wonder if it really went down like this?

No

Have you ever asked a dinosaur for a date?

No. Unless your count my husband. Who wasn’t a dinosaur then.

Do you think my tractor’s sexy? (My husband is SO freaking thrilled!!)

Yes ;)
Do you like country music?

Yes/No. The older stuff I like better than most of the new.

Would be be ascared if you were alone in a room with 11 convicted male felons? Even if they were nice felons?

would be be ascared? lol

No with nice felons thrown into the mix, maybe the were arrested for tax evasion, you know, like Al Capone… oh shit…

Do you like rap rock?

Yes! :D
Do you love dried plums?

Yes
Can you swim?

Yes.
I swim like a fish.
Do you like mushrooms?

What sort of mushrooms? Mushroom mushrooms or “Mushroom” Mushrooms?

Either way, Yes (being someone’s sober buddy while they’re on shrooms is Hilarious!)

Do you think that @Adirondackwannabe was asking about special shrooms?

No
Never touched special mushrooms.
Have you ever tried special mushrooms?

No.
Do you take an interest in politics?

Yes
Do you think it makes a difference if you vote?

Not really, but I still do it because it feels like a civic duty. And you can’t complain if you didn’t vote.

Do you love your job?

No.
Do you love sleeping?

No
I need my rest but I like doing stuff.
Do you like exploring new places?

Yes.
I LOVE exploring new places! Driving along I see a road that winds away, like down in a valley and I have to follow it!

Do you make awesome baked beans?

Um, the only baked beans I’ve ever eaten have always come from a tin… so… No.
Are you cuddled up in bed?

OMG!!! @MilkyWay! Give me your address! I’ll Fed Ex some of mine!!

No, not yet.

Did you almost step on a snake today and didn’t even know it?

Today? No. But I have done just that before, twice and a half.

Ever been caught with your pants down?

Yes. (toddler pulled my baggy sweats down—it was a no undie day)

Is there a restaurant close enough to your home that you can make the walk easily?

Yes.
Do you live very near the city centre?

No

Does your car need new tires?

No.
@Dutchess_III It’s lunchtime now… I seriously didn’t know you could bake beans at home…
Will you PM me telling me how to make baked beans at home.

No. But, just put whatever type beans you want to use (I prefer navy or black beans myself) in a baking dish (already cooked or use canned ones). Add something sweet (sugar, brown sugar, maple syrup, honey, etc.), something hot (Tabasco sauce, chopped chiles, etc.), and meat (bacon, polish sausage, ham, etc). Add a small can of tomato sauce or some ketchup or BBQ sauce. Chop an onion and some bell peppers and add. Stir it all up and bake at 350 for about an hour. Experimenting will give you the recipe you prefer.
There are many many different ways to come up with “baked beans.”

Are you going to bake some beans?

No, it seemed to take days to cook the things the only time I tried!
Can you fly a kite?

Yep

Can you water ski?

Yes. Well, I used to.

Do you make the best baked beans in the world?

No. But my MIL might.

Have you ever considered going Vegan?

No.
However, I’m more into non-meat dinners than meat so I would consider “Vegetarian.” “Vegan” has too many rules and rituals for me. Like some sort of religion.

Are you sick of American Idol?

No (out of sight, out of mind)

Do you know anyone who’ll be on the X-Factor?

No.

Are your fingernails painted?

No
Are your toenails painted though?

No.
Do you take time to smell the roses?

No
Do you like jasmines more than roses?

Yes. And I love stock even more.

Do you enjoy gardening?

No
Are you going to a wedding anytime soon?

No
Can you roller-skate?

Yes.
Are inline skates cooler than quads?

Yes.

Do you think that in quite a few ways, the US is pretty backwards when compared to other first world countries?

No.

Do you have an M.D.?

No.
Do you like crisps/chips?

Yes.
Would you like to meet The Queen?

No. I’d rather meet Katie M.

Does your cat lay on your keyboard when you’re trying to Fluther?

No. (Ours like to lay in the sunshine upstairs)

Do you cats act like dogs sometimes?

No cats

Do you know why geeky mama calls herself geeky mama?

Nope.
TJBM likes @geeky_mama ‘s username a lot :D

Yes

You know that this is the Yes or No game thread, not the TJBM thread, right? :P

Yes
We have to make allowances for some of our challenged jellies.
Do you try to help the handicapped?

Yes (when/if appropriate)...

Have you ever secretly learned a skill to surprise a loved one with?

No!
Do you think ‘Lonely Women Make Good Lovers’?

Yes

Do you dye your hair?

No.
Is your cell phone also your alarm clock?

Yes
Do you know I often say TJBM on this thread on purpose?
I meant to say it, I swear!

No
Do we still love MilkyWay?

Yes, of course!

Do you make new friends easily?

No
Are you a lone wolf?

Yes

Have you ever had a Milky Way?

No

Are you a fainter?

No
Never fainted in my life. I’ve been knocked unconscious way too many times though.
Have you been within a few feet of adult timber wolves recently?

I wish No.
Have you ever been unconcious due to general anesthetic?

No.
Have you ever suffered 3 major concussions within a week’s time?

No.
Have you ever broken a limb that required a plaster cast on it?

No.

Do you prefer salty snacks over sweet?

Oh man! You can’t make me choose between snacks!
No.
Have you ever had stitches?

Yes
After a drunken fraternity party when the back of my head met the TV.
Have you ever been to a drunken fraternity party?

No (not frat at least)
Have ever got wasted off of the shine of the moon?

Uh, no. 0_o
Do you have an impossible deadline to meet?

No.
Do you have a nick-name?

Yes (not telling :P)
Do you think that the media is blowing out of proportion the amount of high school sport related deaths?

Yes. They blow everything out of proportion.

Have you ever been on an eating binge?

Yes
Do you want to know my personal nickname for @King_Pariah ?

No

Do you want to know what’s on my shopping list?

No
Are you currently eating some chinese?

No.

Are you going to cut and dye your hair this weekend?

What’s on your shopping list @PurpleClouds? Just nevermind @MilkyWay! :}~

No cutting and dying.

Do you like to watch ice skating competitions?

Yes

Have ever been in a skating competition?

No

Would you answer this question with a ‘yes’ if it meant a mutant zombie from the 6th dimension would materialise behind you.

I do not speak of zombies as though they are real.

Do you allow your children to eat in front of a TV?

I don’t have any children, and I always eat something whilst watching TV. No
Do you like to have fun?

Yes, but our idea of fun may be different.

Do you think Tebow will be successful in NY?

Who?

Do you like grasshoppers?

No
Do you feel sleepy?

No, but i should be asleep by now.
Can you ski?

Yes.
Do you need a shower now?

Nope.
Are you dreading going to school in the morning?

Yes
The bully in homeroom wants my milk money.
Do you drink chocolate milk?

Oh, I LOVE chocolate milk! So I avoid it.

Would you rather sit on the deck in the evening than watch TV?

Yes (provided there are no mosquitoes out)

Do you wish you were taller sometimes?

Yes

Did you have a busy weekend?

Yes
Have you got your shoes on?

No. Yet another reason why I love working from home…

Do you make friends easily?

No
Have you been experiencing some very very windy weather lately?
I couldn’t sleep last night, I was so scared :/

Yes (I made my own roaring 140 mph down the highway)
Do you like to go a “bit” over the speed limit?

Yes, five mph.

TJBM wears shoes without socks.

No :P
Do you have a habit of always wearing socks, even when your at home?

Yes. I like wearing socks!

Have you had hiccups today?

Yes
Just 5 minutes ago in fact.
Do you hold your breath when you get the hiccups in order for them to go away?

Yes. Though the drinking backwards from a cup trick works for me usually

Have you ever been to New Hampshire?

No, but I used to live in the ‘old’ Hampshire, ‘old’ England!
Can you yodel?

No
Can you howl like a wolf?

No, not at the moment though I have to practice before Saturday to have a damn good howl at the Extra Big Full Moon.
Are dogs but one step away from wolves?

No
Get close to an adult wolf. You will feel the difference immediately.
Do you love wildlife?

Yes :D
Have you ever stayed at a beach house?

Yes
I love waking up on the water.
Have you ever been awoken by loons?