Let’s share our haikus! Funny, silly, touching, serious, light, dark, drunken… all types are welcome.
I’ll start
One two three four five One two three four five six sev… One two three four five
There was this zombie. He was biting some fucker. So I shot his ass.
@Symbeline I want to see that on published.
My favorite Jewish haiku:
Is one Nobel prize Too much to ask of a child After all I’ve done?
@Adirondackwannabe I’m a starving artist living in her attic, it ain’t gonna happen.
I make horror films. But the beasts, they come to life. And kill everyone.
She looks lost, confused Young, bold, and too good for me I tell her goodnight
Chinese characters stolen by the Japanese used to write Haikus
Not mine, but worth sharing nevertheless:
Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don’t make sense refridgerator
@fremen_warrior haha I have a shirt with that on it. It’s the best. People always comment on it. This one is next on my list of shirts to get.
No, thank you. Old news. Yawn. Five syllable words like Monosyllabic.
If you’re going to crib An old haiku, spell it right. Refrigerator.
I should be in bed. My mind is stuck in Fluther. Sleep insists. . .Goodnight.
Are you okay? I Care for you, but belong now In another’s arms
And, on a less dire note:
Hello again, fellow Flutherites I have missed you Some more than others :P
I need to count five But everything is seven Counting on my fing-
Never understood the big deal about haikus seem kind of stupid
What the fucku Is a haiku I have no clue How about you…....hoo :¬)
Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Haiku is like life: You always wish for just a Few more syllables.
Here’s one I wrote at college:
Eraser shavings Strewn throughout sheets and blankets Calculus in bed
Story of my life :P
My love burns like a Burning flame of hot lava Incinerator
Can you stomach this? Gastroenterologist . . . So intestinal
…In .......rhythmic ...............pattern . . ......................The ..........................moon ............................and .............................tides ...........................wax ........................and .....................wane . . ...............But ..........not ......you ....my .dear
On toilet I died, Dropping burning hunks of love, Call me king of rock