I’ll go first.
Long story short I am dealing with an moronic state worker involving a complicated claim for unclaimed assets I have in the state controllers office. It has been months and months and now, the most recent, a critical missing document I have been unable to obtain.
Yesterday, after 6 months of red tape, and this person being unable to compute some very basic information I ask” ” Sooo, what is the next step if I am unable to produce this document?”
She replies ” Then we will send you a 11301 form and a table.”
I get it but…
So, in classic Coloma form I replied ” A table?”
” So I can bang my head against it?”
“In that case, send a wall too!” lol
Ms. dry and dumb, did not find my remark amusing.