@Headhurts If you do it right, you can have a mixture of chocolate and cream. :-)
@Kardamom Indeed. It helps them slide into the buns.
@Coloma Ladies can cream their jeans just as well as men—perhaps better. So I had anthropomorphic forms of cream in mind. Lactation counts.
@anniereborn With a cherry on top, because most ladies that go for that aren’t going to be cherries without adding a maraschino or two. :-o
@OneBadApple Well they didn’t in the 1960s but they could use a little help now.
@Sunny2 Cream and latex sheets. Where the rubber meets the road.
@ragingloli Don’t offer what you ain’t equipped to deliver.
@mazingerz88 This isn’t the sort of thing that yields well to over-thinking.