Watching scary movies and turning the porch light off so the kids stay away. This year I’m hoping our dog’s mean-sounding bark will keep us from having to answer the door to turn away any kids whose parents don’t know that a dark porch means “fuck off.”
@OneBadApple Ha! I love that. I don’t know how people eat those nasty things. They taste like artificially flavored wax. Blech! I can’t really say anything, though, because I like red and orange Dots, and those things are an abomination.
If I wasn’t so dead set on continuing to fit into my new size 4 jeans, I’d be scarfing down snickers, Hershey bars, kit-kats, and anything else covered in milk chocolate while I watch Nightmare on Elm Street.