On the claims of the 2008 Bigfoot;
Dyer defended his actions by claiming that someone confiscated the body before the press conference and he brought the costume in an effort to produce something.
Right. And I’m to take this guy seriously.
And who took the actual Bigfoot? Where is it? Did no one follow up on this?
Dyer says he bought ribs at a nearby Walmart and nailed them to the trees to lure the 8-foot tall animal.
What exactly is crazier here? What is the craziest scenario; that some dude shot Bigfoot, or that this may very well be some underhanded and sly marketing campaign for Walmart? Yeah man, our ribs caught fuckin Bigfoot! Bigfoot, bitches! That theory fails on the account that everything in Walmart is third party, but eh I thought it was funny.
Now I have absolutely no problem believing that we don’t know everything; in fact, I underline the fact that we don’t know that much about what is out there. I supposed this could be true, but my little finger tells me that if it was, the whole matter would have been handled differently.
And also, if it IS true and this guy just shot some legendary monster for no fuckin reason…then what an asshole. Fuck em.