No, but the NSA does.

I just called my mom 5 minutes ago, she knows.

My mom is dead.

My mom doesn’t know where I live, if I’m married, or even that I have a daughter. I doubt she even knows an accident nearly killed me, left me disabled, and unable to even read for several months.
My mom taught me other women were competition, not friends. My mom taught me that if I wasn’t woman enough to marry well, I’d never be okay.
My mom can go rot in a bog.
It’s okay. I don’t need her approval to Fluther, or get through a day.

Unless she has posthumous cognitive abilities, she doesn’t.

Nope and she wouldn’t care if she did know since I think at 45 I am old enough to know right from wrong sites.

She doesn’t know…...yet. When her intuition kicks in (and women’s intuition is scary shit, by the way) she will discover I am present and accounted for on Fluther.

Nah, for all I know she might have had kids since I last seen her. :p

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WkL7Fkigfn8

No, but I don’t know why she’d care.

My mother is a waste of carbon. I haven’t spoken to her in years.

My mother knows and I talk to her about fluther and jellies at various times. I’m not quite sure she approves though.

Nope. Love my mom but I don’t call her every time I blow my nose either.

I sure hope not. She probably wouldn’t want to see what I’ve said on here haha.

@dxs I was about to say the same thing as you!

@SwanSwanHummingbird I’m sorry about that, mine is too, which is why I’ve always found this question to be a slap in the face.

@alphabetpony92 I’m sorry to hear about your mom, and hope I didn’t offend you. I just started this thread for fun. I didn’t ever think about this possibility.

@Mimishu1995 Sorry for the late response. It wasn’t you who offended me at all and I’m actually relieved that you asked this and brought it to peoples attention. Instead its the question which pops up like at least 3 times a day at the top, thankfully I don’t see it much these days or I just don’t pay attention.