The moose and the ferret go to the table in the corner. The donkey tries to follow and take a seat alongside them but moose bellows at him, “Go get us some beers, jackass!” So the donkey shuffled on over to the bar.
The bartender, having heard the moose from across the room, gets three beers ready and as he hands them to the donkey he asks, “why do you put up with that shit?”
The donkey opens his mouth and says, “HEEHAW, HEEHAW, HEEHAW.” Because he’s a damn donkey and donkeys don’t talk. And like the jackass he is, he knocks the drinks over onto the floor before kicking over a few chairs and patrons and runs out of the bar as the sound of glass breaking scares him off.
Meanwhile Bullwinkle shakes his head at the scene before turning and saying to ferret, “well, I told you not to bring that dumbass along but you insisted…” Except the ferret isn’t there anymore. After looking around, Bullwinkle finds that his wallet is missing too. Well no shit Bullwinkle, ferrets are stinking thieves. So while Bullwinkle is stuck at the bar with no wallet and an angry bartender, Rocky is guest starring at a donkey show with the star being – you guessed it – that damn donkey. Because he’s a giant prick.
The End.