Trick or treat, you say? Hmm well now, little one…let me SPLAINS sumthin’ to your ass. Some day man, you’re gonna have to smarten the FUCK UP. Some day my little man, you’re gonna have more to worry about than just getting your damn homework done up on time. Some damn day brodo, you’ll have to get your mom’s tits outta your fuckin mouth and wake up AND SMELL THE COFFEE!!! Smeeeeeeell WUT DA ROCK IS COOKIN!!!
“sticks out tongue and goes blblblblblblbl”
You’ll grow OLD and have to get a job! Pay taxes! Fall in love, MAKE BABIES and teach them Sarah, teach them never to go to the grocery store, never to buy pumpkins and carve them into heads as if you were some kind of SICK VUGGEN NECROPHELIAC!
You’ll know then, you will REALIZE you snot nosed little savage, that you can’t just go door to door like some beggar dressed like a jackass, DEMANDING that ah give up mah shit to yo ASS!
Do you understand, you little shit!? DO YOU COMPREHEND WHAT I’M SAYIN’, FOOL?! Grow up, grow some fuckin testicles and stop being a Satanist!
NOW GET THE HELL OFF MY PORCH ‘FORE YOUR MUG ENDS UP ON MILK CARTONS!
Little bastard.