Well, if you all can resist my cute, yellow, waddling ass, I guess I’m not much of a tease.
Duck, she waddles on. Just look at that flirtatious sparkle in my eye, and oh yeah, Fluther says my feathers look great today. lol
I think Futher is fluffy [censored] in dirt.
Who would ever think a pile of fluff could hurt!
You have to deal with more ”cling ons” than Captain Kirk.
Flirt is not what Fluther is, but it is what it is and that is the biz.
Thank heavens for Pepto Bismol and its wonderful fizz.
:-) I like it @Espiritus_Corvus. Anyone who tells me I have lovely, smooth skin is just wonderful in my book. I’ve always said you’re quite visionary. This is just factual proof.
aren’t all pants butt pants? For some reason, my eye is rarely drawn to the quips in the upper right hand corner. For what they amount to I think the word “flirting” rather generous. The current banality reads “Thanks You’re not half-bad yourself.” Now what am I supposed to take from that? That stuff has the smell of empty marketing slogans, and I prefer to think they’re slapped on my screen to mockingly remind me of the opportunities for self delusion that batter us all. I would actually prefer insults to vacuous flattery routinely employed to sell me something. God knows we work hard enough already in filtering out the tiresome and empty words confronting our ears and eyes.
@stanleybmanly Well Bah Humbug to you too! lol
Just look at it as humor, or a fortune cookie. My last fortune cookie said that I was a lucky “man.” haha
Well honestly I’ve loved this thing ever since I joined and it kinda gives my girlfriend a run for her money at making me blush, so I thought if you guys loved it too. Now I know.