I dunno…
Storks are animals, they’re unpredictable. What if they get wild and hurt a screaming baby, or drop it, or misdeliver it, as said above? Imagine a bunch of storks flying around with screaming babies! It would be very environment-unfriendly, y’know. What if they hit into something, a plane for example (this is where I subtly tell you that I don’t know how high do storks fly, but still, just in case they fly that high).
And think of the babies too. A newborn is extremely weak and sensitive to everything. Newborns shouldn’t be allowed to be taken out and brought into much contact with anyone except parents for at least few weeks after birth. Is it safe to carry a newborn high up in the air, by a wild animal? If they are to be delivered at older age, who’s gonna take care of them until they are old enough to be delivered?
I’d hire a truck or deliver by mail. Seems safer and more hygienic.
It would probably change the concept of parenthood and pregnancy, though.
GQ, by the way, it made me laugh.