I used to love vacuuming. I loved it so hard my mom wouldn’t let me do it. But that was because I thought it was funny to work the streaks the vacuum left into profanity.
I was around 8 at the time and I had vacuumed the living room and it was Christmas and everyone was coming over. Perfect time to use the vacuum write “cunt” in the carpet with the vacuum. I had no idea about the word but I knew it was bad.
Grandpa was the first to notice and told my mom. That was the fastest my mother has ever moved.