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What causes green fecal matter in humans?

Asked by rojo (24179points) August 16th, 2018
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elbanditoroso's avatar

Soylent green. Didn’t you see the movie? link

kritiper's avatar

Excessive amounts of blue food coloring.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Excessive amounts of yellow foods.

MrGrimm888's avatar

Purple Gatorade.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Eating green crayons.

KNOWITALL's avatar

Grape soda can cause it, too.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Eating your bugers.

ragingloli's avatar

Undigested bile, or eating lots of green non-human vegetables.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I think maybe an over abundance of gastric acids can cause it too.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Drinking too much red wine. It’s the chlorophyll after the red from the skins has broken down.

Dutchess_III's avatar

It means you’re dyin’ BTW. JS.

Patty_Melt's avatar

Too much of some vitamins will do it.
It might be the alfalfa they sometimes use as a filler.

ragingloli's avatar

And an excessive amount of gamma radiation, coupled with anger issues.

rojo's avatar

^^^ That might be it, none of the food related causes seem to match up with the dietary input.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Seriously…couldn’t it be an infection guys?

ragingloli's avatar

Or an allergic reaction.
Did you swallow a lantern power ring?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Or a green glow stick?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Eating a lot of spinach or kale will do it.

ragingloli's avatar

Do not eat Kale, you you will get beaten up by Caulifla.

joab's avatar

Sometimes, too much beer.

Caravanfan's avatar

Bile.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Is bile the same thing as gastric acid?

Caravanfan's avatar

No. It is a yellow pigment excreted by the liver and stored in the gall bladder.

MrGrimm888's avatar

It’s flavor country!

seawulf575's avatar

Green Beer on St. Patty’s Day.

kritiper's avatar

If red beer makes you pee red, wouldn’t green beer make you pee green??

rojo's avatar

Guys, just a follow up. I think I have isolated the culprit.

Kroger Private Selection Jalapeno Tomatillo hot sauce! It took a little while to determine what with experimentation and all but I think this is it. It is of a similar color tint, was the only major dietary change I had made of late and further testing confirmed the after effects.

Thanks for the suggestions to all who participated.

raum's avatar

Ha! Best update.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Good to hear you isolated the offending food.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I have a dream .
That one day, men are judged by the content of their character.
Not the color of their excrement.
Nor the contents of their bowels.

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