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What would you do, if you were sexually harassed by a horny dolphin?

Asked by ragingloli (51971points) August 29th, 2018
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Like this french one
Just let him do it?

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MrGrimm888's avatar

I would push it off of me. Apply force, as needed…

MrGrimm888 (19015points)“Great Answer” (1points)
rebbel's avatar

I would wail.

rebbel (35549points)“Great Answer” (2points)
MrGrimm888's avatar

Nice!

MrGrimm888 (19015points)“Great Answer” (1points)
SergeantQueen's avatar

I’d enjoy it. Once in a lifetime experience to be fucked by a dolphin.

Then I’d shoot myself.

SergeantQueen (12874points)“Great Answer” (3points)
MrGrimm888's avatar

If you lived around dolphins, the opportunities would be better than once in a lifetime.

Shoot yourself? Then who would take care of the half dolphin people babies?

MrGrimm888 (19015points)“Great Answer” (2points)
LadyMarissa's avatar

I’d come to Fluther & ask how long it would take me to know IF I was indeed having a dolphin pup!!! ; ]

LadyMarissa (16092points)“Great Answer” (3points)
RedDeerGuy1's avatar

I would find it a female dolphin or a toy for it to NSFW all it wants.

RedDeerGuy1 (24481points)“Great Answer” (2points)
notsoblond's avatar

I’d take a selfie with it.

notsoblond (2500points)“Great Answer” (1points)
gorillapaws's avatar

Where do you think mermaids come from?

gorillapaws (30523points)“Great Answer” (6points)
janbb's avatar

I would guess @ragingloli since he doesn’t have tentacles, you’d turn him down.

janbb (62879points)“Great Answer” (3points)
ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Dolphins need love too….

ARE_you_kidding_me (20021points)“Great Answer” (4points)
kritiper's avatar

Kick him in the ‘nads.

kritiper (25757points)“Great Answer” (1points)
ucme's avatar

We have sta…wait…stop!!!

ucme (50047points)“Great Answer” (1points)
kritiper's avatar

“Stop…don’t…stop…don’t…stop…”

kritiper (25757points)“Great Answer” (2points)
ZEPHYRA's avatar

I guess we’d have a whale of a time!

ZEPHYRA (21750points)“Great Answer” (4points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

I would post a question on Fluther asking, “Could I be pregnant?”

I hope the poor horny old guy found a mate.

Dutchess_III (46816points)“Great Answer” (3points)
ucme's avatar

Depends if it was done on porpoise.
Could have a whale of a time if it unzipped me yelling ”FREE WILLY!!!”

ucme (50047points)“Great Answer” (6points)
Patty_Melt's avatar

Drown

Patty_Melt (17513points)“Great Answer” (4points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

LOL! True dat @Patty_Melt!

Dutchess_III (46816points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Blondesjon's avatar

You can’t harass the willing.

Blondesjon (33994points)“Great Answer” (2points)

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