Once in a while, I come across a dirty joke, that I want to share, but can find no opportunity to do it.
Like this one.
A young biker just bought his first Harley, its chrome parts glistening in the sun.
The salesperson gives him some advice: “Before it starts to rain, you should rub the chrome parts in Vaseline, that will prevent rust. I will even give you the first tub for free.”
The biker takes the tub and stuffs it into his pocket.
An hour later, he joins his girlfriend’s parents for dinner.
The daughter says to him: “We have a tradition in this family: the first one to speak after dinner, must do all the dishes”.
The dinner proceeds, and then ends, the room drowned in silence.
10 minutes pass, and the biker becomes impatient.
So he grabs the daughter, and gives her a sloppy tongue kiss. No one says a peep.
He throws the daughter on the table, and proceeds to fuck her brain out. Still, no one says a word.
Getting desperate, he does the same to the mother. And still, no one reacts.
He slumps back onto his chair, defeated, and looks out of the window.
“Starting to rain.”, he thinks to himself, and pulls out the tub of vaseline.
The father jumps up and says: “Okay, Okay, I’ll do the dishes!”