Jesus Raggy. I saw a news article earlier today where they fired a night security guard at a museum because they got him on tape having sex with a 2500 year old mummy.
You got it wrong. The add is a good joke. It’s a composition—a lurid depiction of what is probably a crime scene with the seedy contents of the tacky room framing it perfectly. All that is missing is a title appropriate to the wretchedness. How about “What the Mattress Remembers”?