I was sitting out back of the place I worked, smoking, when a guy from the business office supply store came out, rolling a really nice looking office chair, obviously heading for the dumpsters. It was a highback, a maroon print, quite nice.
I said,“Where ya goin’ with my chair?”
He said, “Some really fat person sat in it and broke the back here,” and he showed me.
I said, “I’ll give ya $10 for it!”
And it was a back alley deal sealed.
You can’t even see the break unless you look for it. I still have it.
It looks a lot like this only with a maroon cloth print and the arms and legs are wooden, not plastic.