Fluther: When Trump is forced out of the White House, how much ...

When Trump is forced out of the White House, how much of the furniture will he attempt to steal?

Asked by ragingloli (51971

) January 1st, 2021
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What piece of furniture will he be clawing at, while his being dragged out by his feet?

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He’ll want the desk, so he can put it in his office in Mar a Lago, and take selfies in front of it daily to post to his new news network, to keep hope alive that he’ll be coming back in 2024.

jca2 (16271

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None. He doesn’t have access to any of it, it being the property of the US Government. And he leaves by helicopter, not a moving van.

kritiper (25757

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I predict there will be a dumpster fire to erase any evidence – and make it more difficult for the next resident.

There will not be anything like the elegant, respectful, and insightful letter that G H W Bush left for Clinton in 1992. That was a classy.

In case you can’t access the link, here’s the full text of the letter:

Dear Bill,

When I walked into this office just now I felt the same sense of wonder and respect that I felt four years ago. I know you will feel that, too.

I wish you great happiness here. I never felt the loneliness some Presidents have described.

There will be very tough times, made even more difficult by criticism you may not think is fair. I’m not a very good one to give advice; but just don’t let the critics discourage you or push you off course.

You will be our President when you read this note. I wish you well. I wish your family well.

Your success now is our country’s success. I am rooting hard for you.

Good luck—

George

LuckyGuy (43691

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Wasn’t it the departing Clinton staff, when leaving the White House in 2001, that removed all of the W keys from all computer keyboards?

elbanditoroso (33161

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Not just Trump. Think of the weasels like Sidney Powell who they let in. I hope they frisk her, wand her, and empty out her purse on the way out.

Call_Me_Jay (13846

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@elbanditoroso…that’s probaby an urban myth.

Dutchess_III (46815

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@Dutchess_III no. link

elbanditoroso (33161

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Or not

This article suggests the disarray was consistant with an office transition.

Dutchess_III (46815

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After calling it a dump? Probably just the gold drapes, which would otherwise be bound for the still-smoldering Dumpster, betting the Salvation Army doesn’t want them. And any other gold-painted plastic he can lay hold of.

Jeruba (55833

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I still wonder if they’re going to have the Secret service escort him out

elbanditoroso (33161

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So many rumors.

Dutchess_III (46815

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What do you want to bet they’re watching him likeba hawk. He’s a common thief.