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If your jeans ad promised that they would "fit and flatter you all day long" what might they say to you?

Asked by janbb (61391points) October 16th, 2022
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chyna's avatar

That I wouldn’t have a saggy butt after a couple of hours. But I always do.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Advertising bullshit!

Especially the “flatter you all day” – thank you, but I don’t want my jeans talking to me every five minutes – “Hey, you look great!”.

Give me a pair that fits well and lasts as long as I want it to.

seawulf575's avatar

That I would put them on, be able to button them, and they’d talk out my ass all day long.

rebbel's avatar

My stretchy jeans would go, after a few months, “that’s stretching it a bit too much, mate!”

Lightlyseared's avatar

That they were mass produced tat made by slave labour.

RayaHope's avatar

“Betty Crocker wishes she had Bunz like yours”

JLoon's avatar

“Are those tan lines or a landing strip?”

Jeruba's avatar

Having a fit: “I’m flatter than I was when you put me on.”

kritiper's avatar

“These jeans will make your butt look fat.”

ragingloli's avatar

“You look like a fuckable piece of meat.”
Every 5 minutes.

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