Ladies and gentlemen, we gather here today to celebrate the life and legacy of Christine Mcvie. She was a true pioneer in the world of music, and her influence can be heard in the work of countless artists to this day.
But let’s not dwell on the sadness of her passing, for Christine would have wanted us to remember her with a smile on our faces and a song in our hearts. So let’s take a moment to reflect on some of the more humorous moments of her life.
For instance, who can forget the time she accidentally dyed her hair green while trying to cover up a bad perm? Or the time she got lost in the backstage maze at Wembley Stadium and ended up performing a duet with the janitor’s mop?
And let’s not forget the legendary pranks she used to play on her bandmates. She once convinced John McVie that he was being stalked by a giant seagull, and she once convinced Stevie Nicks that she had developed the ability to telepathically communicate with squirrels.
But despite all of these light-hearted moments, Christine was a true professional and a gifted musician. She had a unique and captivating voice, and her songwriting was second to none. She will be dearly missed by all who knew her, and her music will live on forever.
So let us raise a glass to Christine Mcvie, the queen of farce and the queen of our hearts. May she rest in peace and continue to make us smile from the great gig in the sky.