Groansnortchortle.

I am finally a grownup and happy to report that my jeans currently have no unnecesary holes in them. I have an aunt who loves to shop. She frequently gives me her barely-worn clothes and shoes, and I happily accept them. I never have to budget for clothes and often wear outfits I get entirely for free.

I’m lucky in that our sizes and tastes are similar enough, with one caveat: her legs are longer, so most of my jeans are frayed from where I step on them for the first week or so. Ah, well. I still feel very fortunate!

I have a rip in the knee of an old pair which happened when I sat down. At least I came by it naturally as opposed to those fake cut and frayed ones. I think this is the second time this has been asked; I remember some funny answers

One leg at a time!

facepalm.

Yes.I wear holey jeans when I am working around the garage, cars, and barn.
All holes in my jeans are not intentional. Battery acid made holes in legs. The edge of a wood splitter made a hole or two in the rear, Also crawling under the car and getting caught on something.
My “best” holes were from my chainsaw cutting my pants but not cutting me. I was exhausted from working a full tank of fuel and was thankful that the saw was sputtering out of gas but still running. I started to put the saw down and released my finger from the throttle a millisecond too late. The chain just brushed up against my leg before stopping. Very lucky!

I don’t. In the past yes, but not because it was cool or they came that way.

Two legs at a time!

And yes, I have some with tears and some without tears that at time I wear with Suit Coat and Jeans

I don’t. I know they’re trendy, but they seem cold to me. I don’t like to be cold.

Not intentionally.

Oh.

Egad, @RayaHope.