A private island is a miserable thing. It means you think you own something that cannot be owned. The poor man knows he cannot own anything as he looks up at the entire night sky crowded with stars.
A clean and (mostly) undiscovered public bathroom. A single preferably.
I’ve had this irrational fear of ending up homeless since I was a kid. To combat this, I started cataloging (in my head) all the best, cleanest, most private public bathrooms in the area.
I reasoned that, even if I ended up homeless, I’d have a bunch of places to use to stay clean and such.
I’ve heard of a pre-homeless strategy for that: use your last $ to buy a 1 year membership at a gym. That gets you free, clean showers and toilets for a year.