@chyna . But. You’ve reached so many hearts. Isn’t that more important?
OK… I have the new measurements, I assume you have all been waiting for. What else could possibly be more urgent?..
From my ear hole to the farthest(furthest?) I can stick out my tongue = index tip to thumb tip.
Through great effort, I have managed to touch my index fingers and thumbs around my wrist.
All of my fingertips, can fit in my nose. Not much of my thumbs…
My big toes = thumbs (in length.)
One of my big toes = one Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toe.
My big toes = thumbs, AND pinkies, in length.
My pinkies and thumbs are the only digits, that are still one word when in plural format. (Unless you’re a sociopath, and call your pinkies “pinky fingers.”)..
My middle fingers are at least one cm longer than all the rest.
Other measurements were made, that I won’t mention. I’m gonna go wash my hands…