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Who would have won the Zuckerberg-Musk cage match?

Asked by elbanditoroso (33160points) August 14th, 2023
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canidmajor's avatar

Oh, gosh, well, I guess the 2024 Paris Olympics will just have to be a poor substitute. Gee.

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zenvelo's avatar

Zuckerberg, he is in better shape. Musk is a little puffy all around, and just a bit pudgy,

zenvelo (39430points)“Great Answer” (4points)
Blackwater_Park's avatar

Zuck. He has trained, Musk has not.

Blackwater_Park (8614points)“Great Answer” (7points)
RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Musk would have won if his brain chip only could download martial arts.

RedDeerGuy1 (24473points)“Great Answer” (3points)
filmfann's avatar

Q:Who would have won the Zuckerberg-Musk cage match?
A: America

filmfann (52230points)“Great Answer” (5points)
jca2's avatar

I’d say Zuck because he’s young and wiry, but Musk has “crazy-strength.”

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flutherother's avatar

Whoever had the key to their cage.

flutherother (34532points)“Great Answer” (1points)
filmfann's avatar

@jca2 The strength that comes from being crazy?

filmfann (52230points)“Great Answer” (1points)
jca2's avatar

@filmfann Yes.

jca2 (16269points)“Great Answer” (2points)
LadyMarissa's avatar

Honestly, I don’t know & I sure did NOT care!!! They did what I had been expecting & called it off before either of them looked even dumber than they already did!!!

LadyMarissa (16090points)“Great Answer” (1points)
canidmajor's avatar

And to answer the Q as written, I am guessing the bookies.

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MrGrimm888's avatar

Dr. Z, late in the first round…

Three weeks later, Z is never seen again….(Spooky.)

MrGrimm888 (19009points)“Great Answer” (2points)
ragingloli's avatar

The lizard would have folded the walrus like a Klappstuhl.

ragingloli (51969points)“Great Answer” (0points)
LuckyGuy's avatar

The promoter, betting houses, and Jeff Bezos.

The two participants would look like idiots.

LuckyGuy (43691points)“Great Answer” (0points)
LadyMarissa's avatar

Elon Musk
@elonmusk
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3h
Fight Recap:

I joked on X about fighting Zuck

Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION”

Italy graciously offered a Colosseum

Zuck declined

I suggested his home as “safe space”

Tragically, he was ahem “traveling”

Is there anywhere he will fight?

LadyMarissa (16090points)“Great Answer” (3points)
MrGrimm888's avatar

Trouble has a way of finding us, sometimes.
But. “Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit.”..

Z Looked like he was getting into shape. But the whole point of being a billionaire is that you don’t have to fight…

MrGrimm888 (19009points)“Great Answer” (1points)
LadyMarissa's avatar

These 2 billionaires appear to be nothing more than spoiled brats who are bored.

LadyMarissa (16090points)“Great Answer” (2points)

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