Your kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are perfect!
Going out is good. Coming home is better!
When people say you look “Great”... they add “for your age!”
When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything… movies, hotels, flights.
You forget names… but it’s OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!
The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
You realize you’re never going to be really good at anything… especially golf.
Your husband is counting on you to remember things you don’t remember.
The things you cared to do, you don’t care to do, but you care that you don’t care to do them anymore.
Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It’s called his “pre-sleep”.
Remember when your mother said “Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident”? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!
You used to say, “I hope my kids GET married… Now, “I hope they STAY married!”
You miss the days when everything worked with just an “ON” and “OFF” switch.
When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem… were unheard of and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.
You use more 4 letter words… “what?”...“when?” ???