@Dibley glad to. And your analogy is actually perfect, because it’s obvious that you actually do know enough about football/soccer – you know that it involves men kicking a ball. That’s a lot more than you know about WDW.
In addition to the amusement park rides and people-dressed-as-characters that you seem to think is all there is, there is also:
* Fine dining, including the only AAA 5-diamond ranked restaurant in Florida
* World class resort hotels
* Spas and fitness centers
* Watercraft rental, including everything from jetskis to private yachts.
* Performances by the world-renowned “Cirque Du Soleil”
* The Richard Petty Driving Experience, in which you either ride-along or drive your own real honest-to-goodness NASCAR car
* 5 championship golf courses, including two that are part of the PGA tour
* A variety of outdoor activities, including horseback riding, parasailing, tethered hot-air ballooning, and fishing
* Safaris, in which you drive through free-roaming African wildlife
* Broadway-calibur plays
* Scuba-diving in the world’s largest salt-water acquarium.
* And of course, parades, fireworks, and nighttime extravaganzas
Those are off the top of my head. If you can honestly say that NONE of any of that appeals to you in any way, I have to ask: “What exactly do you enjoy?”