How we met? I was his fluffer.
I have two jobs. Days I work at a factory where we take leftover animal parts and cut them down into a paste and can them to be sold as meat.
Nights I train teens enough functional English to be sold into servitude. Funny, now that I think of it, both jobs I am preparing something to be sold as meat, ha ha.
I’m a Democrat, but I voted for Trump because he was my first.
Speaking of favorites, your son said his favorite position is 69. Mine is 68. Ha ha, that means you do me and I’ll owe you one.
No, I don’t go to church, but I’ll try anything once. Your son sure knows that.
Were both of you virgins when you got married?
I was so nervous about meeting you, but I smoked a double decker joint on the way here and I feel super now. I still have some, if you want to pass one around now.
We aren’t planning to have any kids, so if an accident happens, would you be willing to take it?