I would want the shits-a-lotta-presents-saurus. Yes, I just made it up but it’s still in myths that I would tell. Basically, it’s a dinosaur that looks like a small pterodactyl that poops out presents that range from $1,000,000 to bars of gold to rainbows to party liquor and the list goes on and on. It does this about 100 times a day so it’s like extreme Christmas all day everyday!