The husband and I are settling into bed and lean over to kiss each other goodnight. Puppy starts growling and barking until we part, and then proceeds to give my husband kisses of her own, but not without giving me the stink-eye first.
I feel bad that Puppy is being crated all day, so I decide to give her a bit more freedom and set up an exercise pen in the living room so she has more space to move around. Puppy chews a huge whole through the carpet.
Puppy eats an entire pack of sugar free gum, wrappers and all. My husband and I spend over $1000 in the next 24 hours to ensure she doesn’t die of xylitol poisoning. What was once a $150 mutt is now worth a whole lot more.
Puppy and I are playing. Puppy accidentally bites my hand and I yelp. Puppy immediately stops and hops up on the couch to apologize by cuddling and kissing me before going right back to playing.
Puppy is sleeping, but I’m in need of some puppy love, so I cuddle up to her and kiss her soft cheeks. She softly growls her warning that she doesn’t want to be bothered. I don’t stop, and Puppy eventually sighs heavily and gives in to the love until I decide I’m done.
Aww, I’m at work and I miss my puppy now. :(