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What would a great comeback line be?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24591points) May 17th, 2022
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For example:

In Little House on the Prairie:
In Mankato, the Ingalls are living next to a rowdy bar at the diner table and the youngest child drops some food and swears. The father is about to give the child hell then Laura Ingalls oldest child says “She can ask me about what words not to use”. The father barks back “Why… Do you know all the dirty words?”

My comeback would be , to the father “Do you?”

I would have expected a whipping from that.

Make your own comeback line. Doesn’t have to be tv inspired.

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rebbel's avatar

“I’ll be back.”

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Yo mama.

raum's avatar

That’s what she said.

(Followed by your best impersonation of Michael Scott’s grin.)

JLoon's avatar

“Hell no – I’m a fucking angel.”

ragingloli's avatar

“Grandma taught them to me right before she died of Ligma.”
“What is Ligma?”

JLoon's avatar

@ragingloli – Ok. Whud? :p

Inspired_2write's avatar

Some but not all .
Perhaps you can enlighten us, in Church.

janbb's avatar

“But sir – that’s not my dog,”

filmfann's avatar

Somehow I don’t care to turn an episode of Little House into a variation of The Aristocrats.

Forever_Free's avatar

Yes, let me act them out in pantomime

zenvelo's avatar

If you are going to snap a comeback, just don’t be a jerk about it.

KNOWITALL's avatar

Mr. Edwards taught me when he taught me to spit tobacco.
LHOP fan here. :)

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