A middle-aged fellow is having a drink at his favorite bar after work when he notices a beautiful woman he has never seen before, sitting at the end of the bar, smiling right at him.
Nervously the man returns his gaze to his Pilsner, unsure how to respond.
A moment later, there she is, standing in front of him, her smoky grey eyes equal parts mysterious and comforting.
The man swallows deeply and fumbles with his words.
The woman puts her hand on his thigh and leans in closely to whisper in his ear,
“I’ll do anything you can say in three words for $200”
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The man considers the offer, then opens his wallet to retrieve the cash. Placing the money in her hands, he leans in close and whispers back.
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“Paint
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my
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house.”