Cook: “You’re such a dirty little rib, aren’t you?”
Rib: “Oh, why do you say that?”
Cook: “Because I’m about to massage this marinade all over you, and you know it.”
Rib: “Yes, I’m feeling so naughty already.”
Cook: “That’s right, let me take care of you. I’m going to rub this delicious marinade all over you, and you’re going to love every second of it.”
Rib: “Oh yes, please do! I can’t wait to feel your hands on me.”
Cook: “Mmm, here I go. This is going to feel amazing.”
Rib: “Yes, it feels so good. I’m so ready for the grill now!”